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thesoullesshunter:

Soulless Sam + text posts (part 2)

wadehiddlesarmitagepunk:

When shit got real with Ten, it got really, really real.

(Source: saxonss)

(Source: rock-will-survive)

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

barebackinq:

something so beautiful

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

Credit Unknown

ttthea:

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

ttthea:

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: notabadday)

Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.

Tina Fey (via someonedrankmysoda)

(Source: recoverfromedmemes)